EVERYTHING MUST HAVE SEQUELS!

05.05.09 8 years ago 26 Comments

MichelleRod can’t help but join in when she hears yelling – she’s like a coyote like that.

Terminator Salvation isn’t out yet and Wolverine is currently tracking lower than X3 on rottentomatoes, but haha, no one cares about that!  We’re gonna make ten of each of these!

“I strongly suspect the next [Terminator] is going to take place in a [pre-Judgment Day] 2011,” McG reveals. “John Connor is going to travel back in time and he’s going to have to galvanize the militaries of the world for an impending Skynet invasion. They’ve figured out time travel to the degree where they can send more than one naked entity. So you’re going to have hunter killers and transports and harvesters and everything arriving in our time and Connor fighting back with conventional military warfare, which I think is going to be f*cking awesome. I also think he’s going to meet a scientist that’s going to look a lot like present-day Robert Patrick [who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2], talking about stem-cell research and how we can all live as idealized, younger versions of ourselves.” [FilmJournal]

Dude, naked dudes everywhere?  That does sound awesome!  (*air guitar*)

Fox, Hugh Jackman and Seed Productions are in development on a Wolverine sequel, which will likely take place in Japan. The classic Claremont/Miller four-issue [comic-book] miniseries detailed how Wolverine trained as a samurai and ninja, fell in love with a woman named Mariko, and basically plotted his life as James Clavell fanfic [meaning tough, I guess]. [CHUD]

One of the best things about the first two X-Men was that we didn’t have to watch anyone train as a ninja or samurai.  Honestly, how many of those gd montages can Hollywood make?  I swear, you drop an atomic bomb on someone and you spend the next 60 years telling anyone who’ll listen “No, but really though, those guys were tough.”

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