We’re getting closer to Christmas, and Hollywood has something for everyone to stuff in their stocking this week, assuming everyone wants The Bourne Legacy, Ted, or Ice Age: Continental Drift. If those titles don’t get you excited, there are plenty of other options that didn’t get the theatrical releases those films did. We’ve got flicks with Jesse Eisenberg and James Van Der Beek. We’ve got films about child sex-slaves and shaving and puppeteers. There’s bigfoots and zombies and hipsters and hobbits. There’s even a film so FilmDrunk-approved, its theatrical run was literally presented by FilmDrunk.
The Bourne Legacy
Ice Age: Continental Drift
Why Stop Now
Trade Of Innocents
Rehearsal For A Sicilian Tragedy
Dreams Of A Life
Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid’s American Psycho Tour Documentary
The Life Zone
Upon A Midnight Clear
Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same
Age Of The Hobbits
Streaming: Check out your choices here.
Can’t remember which flick has FilmDrunk’s coveted blessing? Continue reading to find out. Want to find out if the film about child sex-slaves and the film about puppeteers is the same film? Continue reading. Want to know which films I fairly arbitrarily suggest you watch on Netflix? Click the streaming link above, but be aware: one of this week’s DVDs is targeted at Juggalos, and you won’t know which one it is unless you continue reading without skipping right to the last page.