It’s a big week for DVD releases as a bunch of the holiday season heavy hitters are now available for your home viewing pleasure. Today sees the release of both The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey as well as Zero Dark Thirty, and in a few days both Les Misérables and This Is 40 come out as well. But wait, there’s more: We’ve also got movies starring Lizzy Caplan, Luke Wilson, Parker Posey, and Haley Joel Osment. We’ve got bachelorettes and shadow people, and also legless whale trainers and kickboxers. We’ve even got rust and bone. All that and some cartoon lesbians as well!
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Zero Dark Thirty
This Is 40
Rust And Bone
The Other Son
Adventures In Appletown
23 Minutes To Sunrise
Streaming: check out your choices here.
I know you’re intrigued by the legless whale trainer, so continue reading to find out which movie has her. You might as well; you’re already going to in search of those cartoon lesbians. On the other hand, if you insist that you only see movies with real, live, two-legged straight women, you can always just click the link for the streaming picks, but to be honest, most of the DVDs have straight, legged (and straight-legged) women in them as well, so it would still be your loss.