Seattle Seahawks lineman Cassius Marsh, a nerd, of the was the victim of a crime this week. Did someone break into his home and take his TV? Was he beaten by three men who wanted his money?
No. Someone stole this dork’s collection of Magic: The Gathering cards, which were being stored in a car, for some reason. That’s right. The 24-year-old college-educated man was devastated when someone broke into his alleged girlfriend’s car and stole something that was designed with a 13-year-old in mind.
Even better, after someone stole the nerd’s Magic cards, he did the classic dweeb-o thing on Twitter.