So This Exists: Gourmet 12-Course Meal In A Can

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08.09.13 8 Comments

12-course meal in a can by Chris Godfrey

Once in awhile a satirical art project comes along that’s so close to reality, some will inevitably confuse it with real merchandise and decry it as a symptom of society’s decline. Or, in my case, decry it as a satirical art project when it should be real merchandise I can slice up and cover with sprinkles. MY EATING HABITS ARE UNIMPEACHABLE.

The gelatinous monstrosity pictured above is “All in One“, a highfalutin 12-course meal in a can designed by Chris Godfrey. Just check out the amazing flavors on this tasting menu. It makes me want to risk re-enacting Violet Beauregarde’s violent reaction to the three-course meal chewing gum.

  • Selection of local cheeses with sourdough bread
  • Pickled Kobe beef with charred strawberry
  • Ricotta ravioli with a soft egg yolk
  • Shitake mushroom topped with filled peppers
  • Halibut poached in truffle butter in a coconut crepe
  • Risotto foraged ramps, prosciutto and fresh Parmesan
  • French onion soup with fresh thyme and Gruyere cheese
  • Roast pork belly and celeriac root puree
  • Palate cleanser, pear ginger juice
  • Rib eye steak with grilled mustard greens
  • Crack pie with milk ice cream on a vanilla tuile
  • French canelé with a malt barley and hazelnut latte

Crack pie? Ah, so that’s how to keep people coming back for more of this appetizing treat. Just take a closer look at it.

12-course meal in a can by Chris Godfrey

Well, it’s still better than British food.

(H/T: Boing Boing)

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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