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By 04.05.10

Below is the new trailer for Vincenzo Natali‘s Splice, starring Sarah Polley and the youngest actor ever to win the Best Actor Academy Award, Adrien Brody.  And he’s doing just fantastic.  In the film, they splice together human and animal DNA because “If we don’t use human DNA now, someone else will.”  And?  That’s an argument?

In a stunning turn of events that has heretofore never happened in cinema, their hybrid creation may have been a mistake.  Noooo.  Also, there’s not enough Marlon Brando, Fairuza Balk, or Val Kilmer in this.

LOUD NOISES: THE MOVIE will be in theaters on June 4th, then on Netflix Watch Instantly about a month later (probably).

Note to directors:  loud noises and jump cuts are not scary.

[Trailer via Videogum]


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