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Official Red Dead Redemption Launch Trailer, Official Erection In My Pants

By / 05.14.10

I have a shocking confession that you gays guys may not believe, but when I’m not bench pressing bikini-clad heroines at the beach, I enjoy playing video games. Shocking, I know. Anyway, here is the official trailer for Rockstar Games western epic, Red Dead Redemption, releasing all over your face next Tuesday, May 18th.

America, early 1900′s. The era of the cowboy is coming to an end.

When federal agents threaten his family, former outlaw John Marston is sent across the American frontier to help bring the rule of law. Experience intense gun battles, dramatic train robberies, bounty hunting and duels during a time of violent change.

Red Dead Redemption is an epic battle for survival in a beautiful open world as John Marston struggles to bury his blood-stained past, one man at a time. [Rockstar Games]

Ignore the fact that Rockstar’s synopsis sounds like the back of a romance novel. Or don’t ignore that fact, but rather apply the mental image of my shirtless torso on horseback every time you revisit the memory. After the jump is the awesome trailer, along with several stills from the game. You’ll need to verify you’re old enough to watch the footage, so please feel free to use Celine Dion’s birthday: 03/30/1968. I already asked her if you could use it and she said it was chill.

Back rub to CrunchGear for the tip.


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