Toonces the Zombie Cat
Last Friday night, a bunch of hipsters (I would assume, because this happened in Portland) were dressed as zombies on their way to a party when they flipped their car on I84 outside downtown Portland. I’m also assuming they were headed to a “wear a clichéd costume” party and flipped the car because the driver was busy trying to find that really chill Wolf Parade song on their iPod.
Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes. “We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’,” Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes. While everyone in the car was taken to the hospital, Stewart said crews are investigating the possibility that more people were in the car at the time of the crash but fled the scene on foot. [KGW via DaveandThomas]
Yeah, keep looking guys. Quarantine that mess. You wouldn’t want any hipsters on the loose. That sh*t is super contagious.
I want more like this!
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