Dude, that stick is talking to me, man.
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Next time you find yourself face-to-face with a tiger, lion, leopard or jaguar, don’t run. Just drop a big bag of catnip at their feet, and watch ’em get just as stoned as your house cat does. [TheAwesomer]
I will keep that in mind. Why, just the other day I was in the supermarket and a lion asked me where the cereal aisle was, and I screamed gibberish and threw oranges at him until the police arrived. If only I would have known a big bag of catnip could have saved me. Also, it may not have been a lion. It may have been a dude in a Lions jersey. I was pretty high. Speaking of high, (SEGUE OF THE CENTURY) here are some stoned big cats:
[inset pic via AnimalsOnDrugs]