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SFW Trailer 'This Ain't Avatar XXX' Porn Parody (Video)

By 09.29.10

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Had you managed to stay awake during any of your social studies classes from high school, you may remember hearing about the great Axel Braun. Just in case you haven’t heard of him, Axel Braun is the brave general who defended Valley Forge dude who directs all of Hustler’s This Ain’t [insert movie title] XXX parody features (like this one for Batman). Basically, Axel picks a popular American film, then he works in a few naked people, adds some music in editing and then slaps together a DVD cover stating that “This Ain’t…” whatever movie you weren’t hoping that it was.

Most recently, Hustler released the shockingly SFW trailer to their latest parody: This Ain’t Avatar XXX. Vince, over at FilmDrunk, reported on this back in January and I’m proud to say that it appears the production lived up to everything they had promised. Beauty, brawn and blue cat people? Paradise, some would say.

Via straight from Hustler’s NSFW site:

Hustler is no stranger to being at the forefront of creativity, innovation and pushing the envelope! The company has always prided itself on being the first to raise the bar and make the impossible, possible! In keeping with the reputation of being the first – and best – at what it does, Hustler Video proudly announces the release of This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D.

No cost was spared and no detail overlooked during the filming of Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D. Renowned makeup artist, Lee Garland, was hired to work his magic and create live parody versions of “Avatar” people from what were computer-generated Avatars using prosthetics, wigs and plenty of blue paint.

Wow, the bolded parts of that first paragraph read like a college graduation speech. Okay, so wait, what they’re telling us is that “no cost was spared” -but they did that by recreating cheap live versions of otherwise computer-generated Avatars? Since they didn’t use a computer, doesn’t that mean they spared costs? Oh forget it, this is why I had to drop out of art school. I was always over thinking my porn parodies.

Trailer after the jump (again SFW):

Special thanks to BleedingCool for the tip.


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