Last month we posted thankfully didn’t finish. These Superman suits were so 90s and cheesy I’m surprised there’s no hypercolor or stonewash denim involved. And now there’s video of this awful walking light show Superman might have been sporting.
What was Burton smoking when he dreamed up this sideshow horror? It is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been to France. Can you possibly imagine a world where Nick Cage got into this suit and then made a 2 hour movie in it! [GeekSyndicate]
Wait, Nic Cage in this thing acting all superhero-y for two hours? That actually sounds awesome. I may have to change my mind about this suit– *rewatches video* — nevermind. It’s still crap.
Check below for the video of this travesty, as well as a very special guest:
Be sure to check out the SPECIAL GUEST on the next page.
GIANT SPIDER IN THE THIRD PAGE! BOOM. FIERCEST KILLER IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.