Above is how Redditor trehlo proposed to his girlfriend. She said yes. Cutting the book down to “The Unbreakable Vow” was a nice touch, and also a subtle threat. Don’t even think about divorcing him. He’ll Severus a Snape up in here.
But this is just one of many examples of what happens — besides lots of kids with Asperger’s — when geeks get married. After the jump is a gallery of geeky wedding invitations, cakes, and ceremonies. We refrained from adding geeky wedding rings to the mix, because most of them were just a male plug for something on the man’s ring and the female plug on the woman’s, because the penis goes into the vagina, hardy har har, now you’re wearing a d*ck joke that’ll catch on clothing and rip it. Clever.
Save the Date.
Bruce Campbell officiates a zombie wedding.
Kneel before Zod or forever hold your peace.