Today we have a hodgepodge of cool Portal 2 related items. (Sidenote: I’ve just decided to adopt two calico kitten siblings and name them hodgepodge and decoupage. I must find a calico kittennery before I change my mind. A kittennery is like a nunnery. Shut up it does so exist.) What was I talking about? Oh, right, Portal.
Above is an official Three Turret Moon shirt for sale in the Valve store. To the right is some awesome Chel and companion cube cosplay. Also, some enterprising (by which I mean evil) programmer made a quick little game called Portal Tetris. After the jump are a couple videos: the first shows cube tricks done in every room with a cube and a button in chapter one and two, and the second is a PSA on how not to be a douche in co-op mode (or an instruction video on what to do all the time if you are so inclined).
In closing, here are some words to live by courtesy of Aperture Science founder and CEO Cave Johnson:
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade – make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
That’s a great idea. I’ll get my two new calico kittens working on that research immediately. Yes, calico kittens make great citrus-based explosive designers. That’s just science.
[Sources: UGO, LATFG, Geekosystem, ToplessRobot, CaveJohnsonHere]
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