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Captain America Porn Parody Gets A Safe For Work Trailer

By / 06.15.11

Will do.

Did you like the last Captain America trailer but thought it needed more full frontal nudity? (No? Just me then?)  Well, anyway, Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody is going to answer all the request letters I sent to Marvel and Paramount which they foolishly ignored.

The safe for work trailer is below, and can I just say it’s refreshing to see a porn parody with just two dudes in it. . . . *raises hand to earpiece* What, you mean it’s not a gay porn? DAMN IT.  Well, anyway, the misleading trailer is below, and man does Red Skull hate those cars!  Probably because they were somehow transported back in time several decades to WWII.  Nazis hate anachronistic set pieces.

Sidenote: I really wish they hadn’t used a swastika on the porn version of Red Skull’s jacket.  Am I supposed to wank to this movie?  I might, but I’m not going to be happy about it.  No sir.

Captain America! Motorcycles! Um . . self-storage! Yeah! USA!

[Hat tip and an ill-fitting latex mask to BleedingCool.]


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