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Kate Beckinsale, Milla Jovavich, and Sofia Vergara Are Danger Girls

By 08.23.11

We assume Vegara is also holding a handgun out of frame.  Yay, symmetry.

Production company Benderspink (not to be confused with our former production company, Benderspank, which produced Futurama fetish porn parodies) has acquired the rights to Danger Girl, a comic by J. Scott Campbell on the Wildstorm imprint. They’ve just signed Kate Beckinsale, Milla Jovavich, and Sofia Vergara to star as the titular [giggity] Danger Girls.

Danger Girl is described as “Kill Bill” meets “Raiders of the Lost Ark” with the team element of “Mission Impossible.” [...] The Logline is: A beautiful adventuress joins forces with an all-female spy agency as they race around the world to recover a trio of powerful relics. [LatinoReview]

They just pull these movie names out of a hat, right? “It’s Die Hard meets The Terminator with the team element of The Wiggles! Those all made money, didn’t they? More cocaine, garçon!” Anyway, Paul WS Anderson and Len Wiseman are going to have to battle to decide who gets to direct their wife this time. Whoever wins, we lose.

Below is a picture from the comic and a borderline NSFW bonus .gif. I’m thinking maybe, just maybe, Beckinsale will play the one in black leather. Pretty sure the wearing of leather is part of her standard contract.

Related:

GRRR, STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS.

 


TOPICS#Comics
TAGSBENDERSPINKDanger GirlHARK! A VAGRANTJ SCOTT CAMPBELLKATE BECKINSALEMILLA JOVAVICHSOFIA VERGARA

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