Of Course There's An Iron Man Porn Parody

Extreme Comixxx — the same ragtag band of scamps behind the porn parodies of the Justice League, Supergirl, and Captain America — have now released the first set pictures (after the jump) from their upcoming Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody. It stars Seth Gamble as Iron Man, Heather Starlet as Pepper Potts, Chanel Preston as Black Widow, Gracie Glam as Justine Hammer (because a Justin Hammer would have made this a sausage fest), Amber Rain as Madame Mask, and Jordan Lane as the Hulk for some reason. But more importantly, holy crap check out that armor. They got it down.

So . . . how long does it take to get out of that suit? Or is there a removable codpiece? I hope there’s a removable codpiece. I also wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve uttered, “I hope there’s a removable codpiece.” San Diego Comic-Con would have made me rich, rich I tells ya.

Why is the Hulk here and why is he shorter than Black Widow? And does full-body makeup in porn creep anyone else out?

I bet he’s looking at pictures of cats.

Pity whoever rents that Audi next.

A few more pictures are available at CBM.

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