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IBM Made A Cat’s Brain?

By / 10.26.11

Finally, our dream of a computer that acts aloof and urinates on everything is about to be realized.

OK, not really. But we might soon have smarter virtual pets: IBM has been busy building a cat’s brain out of processors. Basically, IBM’s engineers worked out that a processor and one gigabyte of memory equates to a few synapses. How much does this require? 24,576 processors. Wired in parallel.

Yes, that’s how much power it takes to simulate the brain of a species whose greatest achievement is climbing into boxes and eating mice. And if you ever felt the need to lord your mental superiority over Fluffers, 147,456 only simulates 5% of the human brain. Of course, it can’t have an Internet connection because it starts trying to watch American Idol, so there’s still a lot of work to do.

[ Via the artificial intelligences at Techland ]


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