Star Wars Taxidermy Sadly Just Photoshop

We’d love to live in a universe where the Rancor not only exists, but can be hunted. This means the Rancor would be running around, eating tourists, and there’d probably be a “Rancor Man” type documentary where some guy insists he’s one with the Rancors and gets eaten.

But, sadly, they don’t exist, so we’ll have to settle for hilarious stories of tools getting eaten by bears and lions instead. Meanwhile, you can admire the full set of photos over on Tauntr and wonder why, precisely, LucasFilm hasn’t officially licensed this yet. We know way, way too many people who’d gleefully hang a Bantha head on a wooden plaque up in their homes.

[ via Tauntr ]

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