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UPROXX ‘Archer’ Open Thread: ‘Lo Scandalo’ With Art Director Neal Holman |UPROXX|
Meme Watch: ‘What People Think I Do vs What I Really Do’ Reminds Us That All Jobs Kinda Suck |UPROXX|
7 Potential First-Time Hosts that Could Enliven the Stagnant ‘Saturday Night Live’ |Warming Glow|
Frotcast 87: ‘Ask a Porn Guy’ w/Seymore Butts, Lindy West vs. Penn Jillette |Film Drunk|
ROFLMNBAO: This Linsane Week In NBA Pictures |With Leather|
On Jeremy Lin’s Autograph, DJ Neil Armstrong & “Originals” |Smoking Section|
Chris Brown Has A New Pickup Line Sure To Make All The Ladies Melt |UPROXX|
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Channing Tatum Wants Fans To Pick His Movies |Film Drunk|
NBA Announces All-Star 2012 Dunk Contest Participants |Smoking Section|
New York Giants Star Jerry Linn Is About To Get Some Top Shelf YouTube Tail |With Leather|
Every ‘Simpsons’ Chalkboard Quote |Warming Glow|
The Evolution Of Louis CK |GorillaMask|
The most ironic shoes ever? |I-Am-Bored|
History of Nintendo’s Controllers GIF |Unreality|
This Dog Looks A Lot Like A Penis |HuffPost Comedy|
The World’s Most Expensive Starbucks Drink? |The FW|
Tommy Chong Says Whitney Houston Should Have Stuck to Ganja |Brobible|
Which Cast Aged The Best? My Money’s On Those Kids From Bayside |Pajiba|
13 Things About Your Childhood You Never Realized That Will Blow Your Mind |Buzzfeed|
Cuba Gooding Jr. reveals that Tom Cruise has been trapped in the closet since at least 1996 |FARK|
VIDEO BELOW: I think this cat may want in. |via SayOMG|