We don’t know which is weirder: that Universal sunk over $200 million into a movie about the board game battleship or that it opened in the #1 spot in 24 out of 26 countries overseas. We’ll have to wait until May 18th for Peter Berg’s
Transformers On A Boat Battleship to open in the US, but for now we have a couple of clips to see what all the fuss is about.
The first clip shows the alien’s face, which kills the suspense but oh well. Who expects suspense, development, or subtlety from a Transformers clone anyway? As an added bonus, we also get to see Rihanna talk about how her dad knew this day would come. If only we had listened to Rihanna’s dad.
The second clip follows model and Gisele-admirer Brooklyn Decker on her quest for a chicken burrito. Unfortunately, she gets rebuffed by a bartender who will not countenance any burrito requests from gorgeous women. Yeah, because if Brooklyn Decker asks a bartender for something on the menu, he’s going to be rude about it. To Brooklyn Decker. Sure. She’s experienced that before. Guys exhibit an unprovoked bad attitude towards Brooklyn Decker all the time. And yes, I find that scene more unbelievable than the one with the alien.