This isn’t the spoiler . . . OR IS IT?
All the real Prometheus spoilers are after the break. We’ll just say this: the new promo shows some of the creatures we can expect to see wreaking havoc in this movie and helps explain how they earned that R-rating. The new international poster gives away a much larger spoiler, so I won’t even attempt to describe it other than to say it may involve a Yip Yip from the Muppets taking up residency in Noomi Rapace. (It doesn’t.)
Here are some spoilery highlights:
Giggity. Now that’s how you get an R-rating.
And here’s that revealing-way-too-much poster:
Um, is that the ending? Thanks, poster.