A video aptly titled “This car was is a bit too abrasive” came to our attention. I’m not sure exactly how HelixSnake got GTA IV to do this, but now I want it to be DLC. And the timing was perfect, from someone yelling, “I hate people” just as Niko is paying for the wash, to the game informing us “The car has been trashed” when it’s far beyond trashed, to the inevitable end just before the automatic car wash protocol ends.
Also, one of the top comments is “bethesda please fix this”, which amuses me greatly.
Damn it, Niko. Get it sorted.