No, I said wineglasses, not winos.
Kotaku tipped us off to a video which originally escaped our notice. In it, cruximissa from Japan plays nearly every famous Mario theme on the “glass harp” (AKA wineglasses full of liquid played with a finger dipped in vinegar). This dude is an unbelievable multi-tasker. I tried to repeat the same performance with wineglasses full of actual wine, but at some point while I was “tuning” the glasses I blacked out, and, wouldn’t you know it, I woke up married to Britney Spears. I hate when that happens.
[Hat tip and a drop of vinegar to Kotaku and FashionablyGeek.]