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5 Things Ashton Kutcher Would Probably Rather Do Than Make Out With Mila Kunis |UPROXX|

The Redneck Scrapbook: The Best Contextless ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Captions |Warming Glow|

Trailer Breakdown: Norm MacDonald voices ‘Vampire Dog’ |Film Drunk|

Slayer Sports News: Slayer Reacts To Slayer Being Mentioned On Sports |With Leather|

QoTD: Do You Take An Electronic Device To The Bathroom? |Smoking Section|

A Very Jay Cutler Encounter With Jay Cutler |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Classic Armond White: Praising Resident Evil by bashing Scorsese, The Master |Film Drunk|

Here’s The Actor Not Named Bill Murray Who Will Be Playing Jeff Winger’s Dad On ‘Community’ |

Mindy Kaling Is Marge Simpson |Buzzfeed|

Your Girlfriend’s Six Friends |College Humor|

Top five sickest Stephen King sex scenes |Fark|

19 Funny People With Hidden Talents |Unreality|

10 Celebrities Who Spied on the Side |Mental Floss|

10 Insane Things You Didn’t Know About Sex |Brobible|

Dalek Purse Exterminates All Other Handbags |Technabob|

The inevitable Hitler/Gangnam Style mashup |Gorilla Mask|

Hugging Strangers In Rome Does Not Go Well |HuffPost Comedy|

The Cassette To iPhone Converter is a real thing that exists |High Definite|

Which 2 of These 7 New Blonde Network Drama Actresses Are the Most Interchangeable? |Pajiba|

Random girl in a random grocery store takes the mic at a random karaoke machine and absolutely kills “I Will Always Love You” |Daily What|

VIDEO BELOW: Tsuki the 11-week-old Shiba Inu puppy takes on a small watermelon — DP&F

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