“Ow My Balls!” American Revolution edition
Ubisoft has released the official UK launch trailer for Assassin’s Creed III, which is coming to the PS3 and Xbox 360 next week then to PC next month. The new trailer follows Conner the half-English, half-Mohawk master assassin who changes the course of history during the American Revolution. There’s plenty of warfare, explosions, and tragic childhood flashbacks, as well as a bit of groin violence. All of that is set to “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons, because every video game trailer is required to have wobble bass in it now.
The best part? Conner kicking a redcoat right in the jewels. The second best part? That this is the official UK trailer, yet they didn’t bother to tone down the “die redcoats die” vibe at all. As it should be. If you UK folks don’t like this trailer, you can all go back to France. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, HOSS.