Conan O’Brien does a segment on Conan called “Clueless Gamer” in which he plays video games, often with assistance from “web guy?” Aaron Blayaert. So far Conan has reviewed Skyrim, Minecraft, Resident Evil, and Just Dance 4. This week, he played Hitman: Absolution for our amusement.
Here are a few of our favorite Conan O’Brien quotes in this video, completely out of context and in no particular order:
- Undetected? I have a bar code on the back of my bald head!
- I’m a scarecrow in a cornfield motherf–ker!
- There’s a very attractive nude woman in the shower. Why are we seeing that? And how can we make it just be that?
- Killing nuns could become a bad… habit.
YEEEEAAAAAH! Seriously, he should have had a pair of sunglasses handy for that last joke. Sorry if I spoiled it for you, but I couldn’t resist linking to the Yeah Button website. I know what I’ll be listening to for the rest of this morning.