Earlier this year Hitman: Absolution burst onto the scene with an absurd fetish nun misogyny-fest of a trailer, setting off a wave of outrage, lulz and claymation parodies. But hey, Hitman: Absolution isn’t just an Internet meme! It’s an actual game! One coming out in only a couple weeks. In honor of this Square-Enix has released a new trailer that goes much lighter on the nun murder. In fact it makes the game look pretty damn badass.
Hit the jump to see Agent 47 kill a whole lot of people (none of whom are wearing vinyl habits)…
Hmmm, great graphics, interesting new features, that’s cool I guess, but…wait, you can dress your guy in stupid outfits?! SOLD!
I want more like this!
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