I was hoping for the clip where Van Damme tries to hide his boner from the aerobics/dance instructor. I think it was from some weird foreign show he was on way back when. If someone wants to post the link you would make my day.
I was one plane once with Jean Claude. We were both reaching for the same Nat Geo mag at the same time. I let him have it, ’cause he’s JCVD and I’m the guy in 4a. I skulked back to my seat and had another free drink. Then they asked for my boarding pass, and made me go back to 21f. And they took my drink away. JCVD sucks.
If you don’t know what Seagal is capable of during a pool hall fight scene, then you have clearly never watched Out for Justice. He uses pool balls to knock out the teeth of a man with a penchant for using pool cues as batons. The man’s name is “Sticks.” It’s all rather brilliant, really.