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Gotta Cage ‘Em All: Nic Cage Pokémon Are Real, Fantastic

By 03.22.13

Nic Cage is a Charizard. Your argument is invalid.

We like to see Nic Cage being added to everything. No, everything. Whether it's fantasy-casting him in Spice Girls, The Legend of Zelda, Toy Story, Wonder Woman, and The Hobbit, or if it's basking at the glory of Nic Cage Cats, we'll be having our arguments invalidated by Nicolas Cage till the Sun kills us all. (Knowing was a prophesy, because Nic Cage loves us and wants us to be ready.)

As that Cagey Charizard above may have told you, there's a new single-serving Tumblr attempting to create a Nic Cage Pokémon for all original 151 characters. Gotta Cage 'em all!

Pokémon x Nic Cage is just getting started, but we're already hooked. Our favorite upgraded Pokémon are collected below. If you stay till the end, there's a positively smashing surprise. All Nic Cage Pokémon via this site (also on Twitter). Thanks to Kotaku for the assist.


Caterpie


Butterfree


Blastoise


Beedrill


Pidgey


Venusaur


Wartortle


Charmeleon


Charmander


Squirtle


Weedle


Had enough Nic Cage? How about some Sir Nigel Thornberry? [via]

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TAGSmeme watchnic cageNIC CAGE AS EVERYONEnic cage face swapNICOLAS CAGENIGEL THORNBERRYPHOTOSHOPPokémon

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