Aquaman Is More Badass Than We Thought, A Headbanging Seal, And Afternoon Links

“Ronan the Sea Lion is now the world’s first non-human mammal to keep a beat.” — DPAF

15 Plots We Don’t Want To See In The Sixth Season Of ‘Mad Men’ |Warming Glow|

Finding Nemo sequel to be called Finding Dory, set for November 2015 |Film Drunk|

Urgent Breaking News: There Were Surfing Dogs In Florida |With Leather|

Is That Geno Smith Scouting Report REALLY Racist? |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

10 Too $hort Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Our Pal Hanksy Snuck Some Of His Own Custom Easter Eggs Into The White House Easter Egg Hunt |UPROXX|

It’s Michael Fassbender’s Birthday. Here Are Some Of The Best Fassbender Lulz On The Internet. |UPROXX|

What Mad Men Owes to Lost |Mental Floss|

Pancake Cake: It’s What’s for Breakfast |Technabob|

8 Protest Signs for Everyday Problems |College Humor|

Honest Movie Trailers: Jurrasic Park 3D |High Definite|

18 Things That Are Definitely Lying To You |HuffPost Comedy|

6 Famous Geniuses You Won’t Believe Were Perverts |Cracked|

25 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell Is Still The King, Baby |Pajiba|

19 Things You Learn by Following Eva Mendes Around |Vulture|

Game of Thrones Cast Reimagined as Arrested Development |Unreality|

Holy Sh*t: Bubba Watson Has a Hovercraft Golf Cart, You Guys |Brobible|

From Deadwood to Justified: Acknowledging Jim Beaver’s awesomeness |AV Club|

Getting extremely drunk with indie film’s leading visionary-recluse-lunatic |Grantland|

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