The iPhone 5s comes with a fancy new home button that can read your fingerprint, but, as it turns out, it’s not really all that discerning about the fingerprint part. In fact, you can much register pretty much any fleshy bit of your body with Apple’s new gadget — you don’t even have to be human. Our own Dan Seitz seems to think this all makes the fingerprint scanner a bit useless, but I dunno, being able to recognize my cat’s paw is something I’ve been wanting out of a phone for a while.
So, without further ado, here’s some new ways to unlock your iPhone that Apple probably doesn’t recommend…
Not bad, although we can get more exciting.
Yeah, this is more like it, although the fact that the first iPhone nipple unlock video features a dude nipples has left me very disappointed in you Internet.
Haha, okay Internet, you’ve redeemed yourselves.
The Most Obvious One
No video for this one, but do you really want to watch a dude squish his pee-hole against his phone? Really? You uh, might be on the wrong website. But yeah, according to much online chatter, you can unlock your iPhone with your wiener. No word yet on if you can clit-activate your phone, but hey, if you want to make your iPhone as secure as possible (against guys in particular)…