For The Cat Lover Who Has Everything But Hands, It’s A Cat Petting Machine

Back in 1987, John Reed built this Cat Petting Machine for his senior thesis film at Tyler. He says, “The Cat Petter turned out to be far more interesting than the film.”

Nobody tell Reed, but the shiatsu neck massager people owe him some royalties…

Anyway, it looks like that fake leg was slathered in catnip. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few stoned cats in my time.

The automatic Cat Petting Machine isn’t available in stores, so if anyone wants to outsource their cat petting, just bring that cat on down to the UPROXX office.

KITTY!

(H/T: Arbroath and The Clearly Dope)

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