Have you ever thought your cat just wasn’t deadly enough? Good news, weirdo! Etsy seller Schnabuble has created cat battle armor from vegetable-tanned leather, and it even has the option to be used with a leash. Because if there’s anything a cat loves more than being shoved into clothing, it’s being put in clothing and then dragged by a leash.
The seller, who also makes Iron Man style Mark IV bracers and Game Of Thrones inspired coats, describes the cat battle armor:
Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines.
Just what my cat needs: more sharp things to scrape across my face while I’m sleeping. And at only $500, this armor pays for itself with all the free facial exfoliation treatments!