Ubisoft has released a 13-minute gameplay video for South Park: The Stick of Truth. This comes right after the awesome news that the game is finished. Actually, honestly finished. Not George R.R. Martin “it’s coming soon” finished, but you can pre-order it finished.
The video below is from the beginning of the game. We won’t give it away in case you want to go in fresh, but it’s exactly what we expected. Cartman is perpetually racist, the new kid is hiding a dark secret, the battles look intuitive and responsive, the achievements are going to be ridiculous, and I’m going to look like this by mid-March.
YOU HAD ONE JOB, CLYDE.
South Park: The Stick of Truth is coming to Steam, PS3, Xbox 360, and PC on March 4th. If you want even more South Park: The Stick of Truth videos, check out the other gameplay videos, the “Cup A Spell” trailer, the “Giggling Donkey” mission, the behind the scenes interview, the E3 trailer, and the NSFW trailer.