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‘Rust’ Has A Violent Pantsless Penis Cult, Because Of Course It Does

By 02.06.14

gammasquadrustAnother happy recruit. 

Rust in an open world survival game/twisted social experiment in the vein of DayZ in which you start as a naked caveman, and eventually evolve into a gun-toting, highly equipped badass. Or at least that’s the idea.

A group in the game calling themselves the “Penis Brothers” have decided the guns and weapons part of evolution is cool, but the part where you put on pants is a definite no go, so they go marauding around the map in a floppy, thigh-slapping, pantsless pack. They’re also very effective recruiters, forcing any clothed players they encounter to remove their britches and engage in a thrust-happy initiation dance under threat of death.

Here’s a video of the Penis Brothers in action for your amusement/horror. Obviously this video is NSFW (although, honestly, Rust character models are so uh, modestly endowed, that it almost isn’t…)

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To put this in context, so far there aren’t any female characters allowed in Rust, so this was pretty much bound to happen. Actually, I’m surprised it took this long.

via Destructoid

TOPICS#video games
TAGSdayzPenis BrothersRustWIENERS

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