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Now that you mention it, I actually got into a big argument last night with my girlfriend because she didn’t know Harrison Ford was in Star Wars.
She claims she’s seen all the movies, but the only thing she remembers from any of them was “The race in the desert.” I almost kicked her out of my apartment on that note.
is she younger than 25? That could be grounds for a pass
It wasn’t like he made a cameo, he was in 3 movies. My brother’s girlfriend tried to convince me that she was a big fan of the football team I follow. Sure she knew the name of the current QB and some of the other players, which was cute, but try to have a conversation about anything that happened more than like 5 years ago and she’s clearly clueless. It’s nearly impossible to have a conversation about movies or sports with a woman.
Objection, your honor! The pod race was pretty cool.
Do the math. (X – Y)/(X + Y)^2 = Z Where X equals the number on the 1 to 10 scale of hotness your GF falls, Y equals the number of blowjobs you receive weekly. If Z is over 0.1, you shut the fuck up and realize Star Wars facts and football stats aren’t really that important.
Holy hell the signature one is really accurate.
The mirror one is gold.
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