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A Definitive Ranking Of The Pop Songs Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

By 08.07.14

Shell Shocked by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign and featuring Kill The Noise & Madsonik

Yeah, we’re with Vanilla Ice on this one, sadly. Burnsy summed it up pretty well when he said the song should have been titled “Paycheck.” Not that I expected the lyrics to be brilliant, but those are even more lazy than any other song on this list, and we’re talking about shameless manufactured pop here. There’s a real ceiling to the quality here that five guys should be able to hit and instead they bust out the backhoe and start digging to find it.

And they did. Congratulations to those involved; they have finally found a nadir for manufactured pop “product” lower than Vanilla Ice. Bravo. Now stop it!

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