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By 08.03.14
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The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie comes out this Friday, and it’s not a moment too soon. Ever since the project was first announced, it’s been nothing but trouble, like a teen who gets mixed up with the wrong crowd (C.H.U.D.s). The noses. The song. The 9/11 (oy, always with the 9/11). It’s enough to make a movie fan want to yell “f*ck off,” which in an ironic twist (“It’s like calzones on your pizza day”), are the words Megan Fox used to respond to the HATERS.

“Let me tell you something about those people. How much money did Transformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theater. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can f*ck off, and that’s the end of that.” (Via)

If Michael Bay doesn’t have the words “f*ck” and “off” tattooed on his balls, I would be shocked. (Also, his balls are now TruckNutz.) Anyway, I think Fox is missing the point. What she should have said is, “They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t, they’re probably well adjusted adults who didn’t just pay $15 to see a movie about a bunch of annoying talking turtles.” Spend that dough on a talking raccoon, instead.

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TOPICS#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TAGSmegan foxMichael Bay

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