On the flip side, many environmental issues are boring, and making them exciting can trivialize the nature of the problem. Or you can just throw sanity out the window and get flat-out offensive, and after looking at these five episodes, we’re fairly sure that the writing staff consciously decided to teach children terrible lessons because it was funny, or just didn’t really think through the implications of what they were saying.
#5) Captain Planet Doesn’t Understand SlaverySubscribe to UPROXX
“The Ark” really sets the tone for all of this; aliens descend from the skies and capture humans because humans are busy killing themselves off and need protection. It’s intended to reflect that Hoggish Greedly and Dr. Blight just dumped the animals from their rainforest golf course into a zoo, and to declare that zoos are bad.
Of course, the analogy kind of falls apart because there were billions of humans at the time (and yes, they went with the old “you’re endangered because you’re killing your planet” saw). And also that when we lock up sentient beings capable of reason and logic, we generally call that “slavery.”
#4) Yeah, That’s Not Going to Be An Awkward Conversation At All
We’d tell you this doesn’t come off like a creepy insane acid trip in context, but we’d be lying. This episode about a cute population of mouse people dying horribly because they hump too much is probably one of the crazier episodes in a series noted for being crazy.
But the reason we chose the end is the PSA. Yeah, let’s guilt-trip kids about their reproductive choices when they’re in second grade. That’ll end well. Do we really want the moral to be “have sex and your entire species will end?”
#3) Drugs Are Instantly Addictive and Cause Riots, Kids
To assemble this list, we had to watch a lot of Captain Planet, and inevitably, we hit the anti-drug episode. We were expecting it to be utterly ridiculous. We weren’t expecting it to be bleak and depressing.
Just to review: Linka is slipped drugs in her food, and instantly becomes hooked. By the end of the episode, a massive riot of withdrawal zombies has broken out and Linka’s cousin Boris is dead.
You know, there might have been a better way to teach about how drugs are bad. I mean, if we’re going bleak, why not have the Planeteers fight the Columbian cartels? Let’s have them blow up Ma-Ti’s family and have him go on a bitter, dark quest for revenge!