5 Reasons Threequels Tend to Stink

Nerddom is littered with bad sequels. For every film franchise that manages to make it to a good third movie, there are dozens that never even make it to a good second one. So it’s really saying something that “The Dark Knight Rises” is not only a threequel, but one that looks good and most of fandom is actually excited to go see opening day. It also says something that “Men In Black III” has come along and gotten a better reception than the second one.

It’s not quite the summer of the threequel, but considering their track record, it’s surprisingly good, so far.

But why has Christopher Nolan succeeded where so many have failed? Well, we’ve got a few ideas.

#5) Creative Departures

Most Notable Example: “Batman”, Oddly Enough

1989’s “Batman” gets slagged a little too much, thanks to the combination of Tim Burton becoming Hot Topic fodder and people deciding that there can be only one “Batman” movie. But it’s still a great movie, in a lot of ways, and it pretty much defined, for better and for worse, the blockbuster and the direction it would take for the next ten years.

Unfortunately, the production designer, Anton Furst, died, and Burton took over that job for the second film, which among other problems made “Batman Returns” a…difficult move. Then Burton, depending on who you asked, burned out on Batman or decided he wanted to leverage his big-studio cred while it lasted, so Warner Brothers hired Joel Schumacher, and we all know how that turned out.

Pretty simply, you need to keep the creative team, because otherwise, you run a risk that whoever you get won’t quite capture the same energy. This is why studios generally make sequels back-to-back. On the other hand, that won’t save you from…

#4) Thin Material

Most Notable Example: “Pirates of the Carribbean”

“Pirates” should not have worked. It was a movie based on a freaking Disney ride. But, with a mix of a lighthearted tone and a pretty good cast, it became a hit.

Then they were expected to deliver not one, but two sequels, and they had to share the same plot, please.

The franchise collapsed under the expectation of delivering a serious drama amid what was a fun and light fluffy swashbuckling movie with some entertainingly gross effects.

#3) Repetition

Most Notable Example: Pick Any Horror Franchise, Really

One of the biggest problems with sequels is the fact that, instead of an entirely new movie, they’ll just remake the old one.

We see this constantly in horror franchises. Is there any difference between most of the Jason movies, in the end, other than the cast and the occasional “it’s not Jason” twist? This has thankfully largely gone by the boards as Hollywood has stopped making slasher sequels, but you still see it way too often: “Men In Black II” had the same plot as “Men In Black”, for example.

#2) Creative Exhaustion

Most Notable Example: “Spider-Man”

“Spider-Man” and “Spider-Man 2” are, simply put, great comic book movies. They ensured the Marvel curse was broken for, well, not for good, but at least largely broken, and paved the way for the current Marvel franchises.

“Spider-Man 3”, on the other hand, was an overstuffed mess. Keep in mind, by the end of “Spider-Man 3”, Raimi had been doing nothing but making “Spider-Man” movies for seven years. He was out of gas and needed to do something different; keep in mind that immediately after he wrapped up Spidey, he turned around and delivered the wickedly funny “Drag Me To Hell”…and then took a vacation.

#1) Simple Overindulgence

Most Notable Example: “The Matrix”

Back in 1999, if you’d told somebody that the third “Matrix” movie was going to bomb and drive the directors to make a “Speed Racer” movie, you’d be laughed at. “The Matrix” was revolutionary! It was a brilliant mix of philosophy and ideas! It was the new “Star Wars” now that “Star Wars” was a joke!

Then the second one came out, and it became pretty clear the Wachowskis were not quite the geniuses we’d been led to believe by their previous bullet-time and lesbian noir hijinks.

There is, arguably, merit in the other Matrix movies, if for no other reason than at least for once it’s not the Hero’s Journey, per se. But the Wachowskis were given huge amounts of money and absolutely nobody was allowed to tell them what to do…and the result was that they derailed the franchise.

Something Warners learned from: notice how carefully curated “Batman” has been. Which is why we think “Rises” will be awesome: it’s managed to dodge all these pitfalls.

And, hey, even if it’s not as good as “The Dark Knight”, it’ll still be better than all of the threequels above.

images courtesy Warner Brothers (page 1) and Sony (page 2)

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