A Spiritual Successor To ‘Eternal Darkness’ Could Happen. Here’s 4 Reasons This Is A Bad Thing.

Today a teaser trailer for something called Shadow of the Eternals popped up online. It’s being billed as a “spiritual successor” to highly regarded Gamecube horror game Eternal Darkness. A crowdfunding campaign will begin next Monday.

Like most Nintendo fans I owned and enjoyed Eternal Darkness and have been hoping for a sequel for years, so obviously I’m overjoyed at this news! Right? Well, not exactly. Hit the jump for the Shadow of the Eternals trailer, and my reasons for hoping the game never gets made…

via Kotaku

video and screenshots via IGN

Excited? Well, you might want to wait before opening your wallet. Hit the second page for a few reasons why this shouldn’t happen.

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