A Winning Resume, Nic Cage, And Links

I’d hire her immediately. That might be why I’m not a member of personnel here.

Michael Jai White Will Be Joining Us For A Live Discussion Today |Film Drunk|

‘You Chose Wrong’ Catalogs Every Possible Way To Die In ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Books |UPROXX|

TV GIFs Of The Week (And The Best Of George Costanza) |Warming Glow|

Spend the Week Overanalyzing These 28 Images From The New Season of ‘Breaking Bad’ |UPROXX|

The Best And Worst Of Sgt. Slaughter Beating Up People At A Minor League Baseball Game |With Leather|

Our Country’s Latest, Greatest Achievement: Slater’s 50/50′s “‘Merica Burger” |Smoking Section|

Showtime Features Hilariously Cheesy ‘Dexter’ and ‘Homeland’ Comic-Con Memes |Warming Glow|

Meme Watch: Crying Dawson Presents First World Problems From The ’90s |UPROXX|

Team USA Basketball Announces Final Roster For 2012 Olympics |Smoking Section|

Reason No. 4,651,763 Why Twitter Is Destroying Humanity |With Leather|

The Master Steven Seagal Finally Stepped Into The Octagon |Film Drunk|

10 Best Fighting Games |Guy Speed|

11 Cats In Carseats |HuffPost Comedy|

The 10 Most Epic Outros in Rock |Fark|

50 Shades of Grey: The Musical |Daily What|

Seven Awesome Bedrooms In Movies |Unreality|

A Life-Size LEGO Forest Grows in the Australian Outback |Technabob|

135 Space Shuttle Launches At The Same Time… Ladies |High Definite|

VIDEO BELOW: Since we’re getting weird with this links post anyway, here’s how to find the clitoris. |via Buzzfeed|

[Pictures via Pleated-Jeans and Kash For Thought.]

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