Star Wars: The Force Awakens just became the highest-grossing movie in the North American market, so people are understandably looking forward to Star Wars: Episode VIII. The next episode in the new trilogy will be written and directed by Rian Johnson (Looper). It’ll definitely star Daisy Ridley as Rey, and we know Benicio Del Toro and Donnie Yen will probably have roles, as well. Any other details are sketchy, but that didn’t stop anyone from suggesting titles for Episode VIII on Twitter.
On Tuesday, the hashtag BadStarWars8Names started trending on Twitter, with jokers making (mostly pun-based) suggestions for the title of Star Wars: Episode VIII. We’ve collected some of our favorite jokes below. We have to admit, Star Wars Into Darkness has a nice ring to it. And let’s be honest, none of these ideas are stranger than the rumor about Hayden Christensen or Rian Johnson’s dream about a Jedi fighting a dog in a canoe.
https://twitter.com/libraryyoda/status/684524018574082048
That's So Rey-Finn #BadStarWars8Names @starwars
— Darin King (@DarinKingIsMe) January 5, 2016
"Fifty Shades Of Rey" #BadStarWars8Names
— Mike Denison (@mikd33) January 6, 2016
#BadStarWars8Names
Burger and fries.
That it?
No, that's just The First Order.— Jonathan Brannan (@JBrannanLive) January 5, 2016
#BadStarWars8Names Luke Who's Back pic.twitter.com/PCKGr2m1Fp
— Daniel Wright (@danielmwright) January 5, 2016
#BadStarWars8Names: "Rey of Light"
"Finndependence Day"
"Poe Money, Poe Problems"
"Kylo Can You Go"
"BB-8 Is Enough"
"First Order Up"
— 𒌐🌈ざぼうさん🌈𒌐 (@zabu_san) January 5, 2016
#BadStarWars8Names Sithing in the Rain pic.twitter.com/FdjyrdIssb
— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) January 5, 2016
The Fault In Our Death Stars #BadStarWars8Names
— Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage (@FCTwenteBenson) January 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/KeshaTedder/status/684407003708559361
NCIS Dantooine #BadStarWars8Names
— Geek & Sundry (@GeekandSundry) January 5, 2016
#BadStarWars8Names Straight Outta Endor pic.twitter.com/wpHkpD2VxF
— 🌻ParoDia de Gatos🍓💀🐈⬛🔥🤬 (@dory_derry) January 5, 2016
#BadStarWars8Names Sith Happens
— PastorAndreMitchell (@revandrem) January 5, 2016
SNOKE ON THE WATER #BadStarWars8Names
— Jason Gorber (@filmfest_ca) January 5, 2016
Jango Unchained.
— Doodlelen (@DoodleLen) January 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/Sailer_Thomas/status/684431252674490369
https://twitter.com/steveg19710/status/684487596479627266
The Search for Spock #BadStarWars8Names
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) January 5, 2016
.The Two Hour Training Montage pic.twitter.com/e3xKJ9tgtQ
— Martin Weller (@_martinjweller) January 5, 2016
Return of George Lucas #BadStarWars8Names
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) January 5, 2016
ST8R W8RS #BadStarWars8Names
— Geek & Sundry (@GeekandSundry) January 5, 2016
Phil. #BadStarWars8Names
— Brian Collins (@BrianWCollins) January 5, 2016