Perhaps you have a “Big Mouth Billy Bass,” given to you circa 2001. If so, its limited repertoire has probably grown stale. As a Gadget Freak reader it probably crossed your mind to teach your “fish” to sing new songs, such as Monty Python’s “Lumberjack Song.” Well, you can give Big Mouth Billy Bass an ARM-powered brain transplant so it will play .wav files from an attached micro-SD card, and you can choreograph its movements to match.
This looks like an inexpensive build. Hmm, I think my dad’s getting a Billy Bass for Christmas that recites the famous General Patton speech. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. Merry Christmas, dad.