When your galaxy’s in peril from a genocidal maniac named Ronan the Accuser—as happens from time to time—you want the best on your side. Captain America? Iron Man? Losers, all of them. Andy f*cking Dwyer is where it’s at. Why have guardians of the galaxy when all we need is Chris Pratt? Need convincing, you faithless wretches? Behold.
1) Chris Pratt is a bona fide action hero with natural aptitude for faking out his opponents:
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2) He knows all about the importance of stealth:
3) He’s so good at detective work he impresses even himself:
4) Have you ever seen a plan better than this?:
5) He doesn’t fall! Bucky Barnes: