Feminist Cthulhu Will Always Remember To Call You, Girl.

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This made more sense to me at 5 am.

Hey girl, did you enjoy Feminist Ryan Gosling and Feminist Jay-Z but were left wanting someone a little, well, older and more distinguished? You can’t get older and more distinguished than one of the Old Ones himself, our boy C-Diddy aka Cthulhu. That may be why Kristen Bobst and Vickie Toro of Comediva envisioned a very smooth and respectful version of everyone’s favorite Lovecraftian nightmare.

Our favorites from their gallery — which were all photoshopped better than my awful picture above — are after the break. Truly, in his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming . . . of you, girl.

[Photoshop based on “Cthulhu’s Approval” by hwango.]

See the rest at Comediva.

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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