What happens in Amsterdam when you have a $1000 Waterwalkerz ball and a pink Hamster suit? If you’re these guys, you get a girl into the Hamster suit and into the ball, drop it into the Amsterdam Canals, and then watch her fall over for awhile. Wow, they make that gadget look so . . . fun? On the other hand, if you’re me, you get some legal weed and hotbox up in that thing. Theirs makes for a better video, I suppose.
All of which has nothing to do with bears playing hockey, and yet, look, two videos of that below. Yep.
When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.