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PICTURE: Alex Larenty gives a lion a foot massage at The Lion Park in Johannesburg, South Africa. [DailyMail]

Dick moves by movie heroes [Uproxx]

What do you mean Michael Bay isn’t allowed to blow up the White House?  Outrageous. [Filmdrunk]

Paintball with The Wire [WarmingGlow]

Geffen says he can get LeBron James for the LA Clippers. But won’t that collapse Cleveland’s economy?  It’s based on LeBron James. [WithLeather]

So . . . How About That New iPhone? [TheSmokingSection]

Alan Turing’s life would make a good movie [Pajiba]

6 influential rock albums that sound like nothing before them [Guyism]

The 10 Best Sports Feuds of All Time [BleacherReport]

Old photo reveals that newlyweds were at Disney World on the same day when they were kids [Urlesque]

Salma Hayek doesn’t like snakes, I guess.  Maybe.  Wish she wouldn’t be so vague about it. [NextRound]

“‘Deschanel going bi in comedy’ says headline which is two words too long” [Fark]

VIDEO BELOW: “A sentimental short film written and directed by Nuno Rocha for LG Portugal.” [via TheAwesomer]

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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