Let Us Recreate Warner's Upcoming Dinosaur Movie With Pictures

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05.02.12 8 Comments

Deadline reports Warner Brothers has bought a pitch for a sci-fi action movie about “a rapidly evolving species of dinosaurs who attack modern Los Angeles.” We imagine the pitch meeting went like this:

John Clisham is set to direct at is writing the script with Mike Bayman. The project was originally developed by Break Media for a web series, but then a couple of Warner execs saw early test footage and acquired it for a feature film. The rest of the plot is still a secret, but we can guess how a movie about “a rapidly evolving species of dinosaurs who attack modern Los Angeles” is going to go down. And so we present our re-creation/prediction of this movie, in pictures:

First, humankind must resurrect the dinosaurs:

Yeah, that’s legit.

And, at first, we’re able to keep these rapidly-evolving dinosaurs very civilized via the clever use of hats:

But then they discover sarcasm:

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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