Stop playing with yourselves.
Mark Ruffalo premiered a new clip from The Avengers on “The Graham Norton Show”, and he also reenacted an imaginary conversation with a superfan, a clip of which I’ve included at the end because it amused me. The new Avengers clip he brought shows Bruce Banner testing out Natasha Romanoff’s reflexes, which we don’t recommend doing. She might just beat you with a chair Geraldo show style.
We also have four new character-based TV spots for Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk. But let’s be honest: I only really made this post so I could show you the picture above and make a masturbation joke. We have simple needs. All we ask for is carte blanche to post out-of-context pictures of celebrities and then make sexually inappropriate comments. When my grandpappy Robbington O’Panda stole a ship and crashed it into the beautiful shores of this country, he brought with him a steamer trunk full of opium and a humble dream to heckle celebrities. That was all the way back in 1972, and we’ve been continuing the family legacy ever since.
[Sources: ENI, Allocine via SuperHeroHype, ComingSoon, Gingerhaze]